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deadvibe:

i’m really good at making plans and then not wanting to do them when the time comes

Posted 5 hours ago With 148,816 notes

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

Posted 7 hours ago With 50,328 notes

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

Posted 7 hours ago With 48,889 notes

greenchestnuts:

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

the best part is that it uses frankenstein correctly

Posted 7 hours ago With 222,587 notes

grinderman2:

*tips fedora at mosquito* m’laria

Posted 7 hours ago With 77,162 notes

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

Posted 7 hours ago With 49,589 notes

oeias:

we reblog the clothes we think we deserve

Posted 7 hours ago With 146,932 notes

proletarianprincess:

why do white men grow a beard as a substitute for a personality

Posted 7 hours ago With 6,269 notes

meatmodel:

my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete

Posted 11 hours ago With 188,732 notes

jaredhower:

i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much

Posted 11 hours ago With 128,351 notes