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internetexplorers:

i will step on every crunchy leaf and nobody can stop me

Posted 58 minutes ago With 117,791 notes

northpoleziam:

WHY DO PEOPLE WITH STRAIGHT THIN HAIR ALWAYS SAY THEY WANT THICKER/NATURALLY CURLY/WAVY HAIR NO U FUCKIN DONT TRUST ME YOU WILL NOT WANT THIS FRIZZY ASS LION MANE WHEN ITS 80 DEGREES OR WHEN YOU HAVE TO BRUSH OUT A KNOT THE SIZE OF YOUR CAT OK

Posted 1 hour ago With 114,485 notes

lordfocker:

If a memory wiping device was created I would literally just use it to forget about my favourite tv series and movies to watch them all over again.

Posted 1 hour ago With 51,577 notes

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

Posted 13 hours ago With 739,436 notes

flewor:

CAPITAL LETTERS HOLD SO MUCH MORE EMOTION AM I EXCITED AM I ANGRY WHO KNOWS

Posted 13 hours ago With 2,373 notes

shattystrashstache:

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

Posted 15 hours ago With 211,448 notes

mydogsnokes:

if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up

Posted 15 hours ago With 5,346 notes

depresant:

you all deserve someone who isnt embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, good and bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you. i hope you all find that!!

Posted 15 hours ago With 631,650 notes

european:

ordering food is so stressful

Posted 15 hours ago With 33,722 notes